Hackers claim zero-day flaw in Firefox

I was allowed to be sure about myself for about a whole day an a half. Concerning my 3 simple steps to making Windows 90% safer, CNet News comes out with a Firefox Zero day flaw.

Everyone - turn off your computers, go outside, and play Frisbee.

Update: O.K. I can put the smug (Or as Tom Cruise would say - "glib") hat back on. Turns out to be a hoax. The claimed security hole in Firefox "just a joke." I am not laughing. But spreading fear, uncertainty and doubt is so much fun, Mr Spiegelmock, the propagator of the "joke", is now going to tell a 4 year old there is no Santa, then go to the local nursing home and point his finger and loudly repeat the words "You're Old people."