I own this?

Thanks to some witty banter between Kerri and myself, I now own the words "Brad Pitt Moisturizer" on Google.

See for yourself.

I have always wanted to be the top. But not like this. I was hoping for something along the lines of a bowling trophy or, hell, a blue ribbon at the state fair for my Apple Brown Betty. But not this.

So, since I own it, I might as well "own it."

But let me make it very, very clear. "Moisturizer," in this case, is a noun as in "lotion or cream applied to the skin to counter dryness," not a noun as in "one who applies lotion or cream."